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May 31 BBQ and Baby FerretsJust as the hordes arrived for our Biker BBQ yesterday, Istnofret went into labour and began to give birth. Rocco looked on in astonishment as Istnofret rushed back to her bed to tend to herself and I whipped him out of the shared hutch and into the spare one.
He's not a happy hob, but Istnofret is seeming rather relaxed and composed. There are little squeakings coming from her bed, but I can't tell how many kits she has. If all is well and she manages to raise this litter, I should be able to see them in about three weeks.
Anyway, the barbeque went well, we discovered that 12 people fit quite comfartably onto our back yard and decking, and that those on bikes are cheap guests as they don't drink!
We managed to put faces to names that we regularly chat to on Sheffield and Yorkshire Bikers. It was great to meet everyone and I got out on the bike this afternoon to meet up with some of them again.
Can't wait to do it again, and I'm so excited for Istnofret!
May 27 Deliberate MistakeThis afternoon has been a busy one. We fetched a HUGE bail of hay so that the ferrets' custom built hutch could be completely cleaned out and fresh hay put in ready for Istnofret giving birth.
We used about a quarter of the bail to do the big hutch and freshen up the spare hutch just in case. Which left three quarters of a bail on my back yayrd. I retied the bailing twine ready to put it away so I can share it with a friend for her rabbit.
I was in the kitchen making the children's tea when I noticed the hay blowing around on the decking. Apparently Louis had wanted to bed down his bike...
He was told in no uncertain terms not to touch the bail again and I swept up the mess.
Half an hour later (I know, I should have moved the bail) both kids were pulling the bail to pieces.
Which is when I sent them up to bed.
Now, this is where we had an issue. I instructed the kids to use te loo, have a wash, brush their teeth and get into bed.
Anyone see the deliberate mistake? I went up to check on them and both children were in bed fully clothed. Hannah hadn't even removed her shoes...
![]() I must learn to give simple, step by step instructions. May 26 Tag TeamSo this weekend has been, um, interesting! Apart from the usual weekend things we do with the kids plus a BBQ in glorious weather, the Hubs and I procured babysitters in the form of Momma and Jim and went out for the night.
An incident that happened has been very much on my mind so I thought I'd share it with you.
Three men were sitting together; for the sake of argument we'll call them A, B and C. Now the curse of having a Hubs that smokes is that I was left sitting on my own, which is how this situation came to be.
A little information that I was unaware of at the time, but that will help you understand what was happening...
A loves himself, thinks he is god's gift and can get any girl he wants.
B has been A's friend for 25 years, and seems a fairly ordinary guy except he does A's bidding.
C has 'learning difficulties' and is unaware of what A and B are up to.
So this is what happened, and I figure this happens on a regular basis.
A picks out the girl and tells B, then goes to the loo or out for a cig. B then points out the girl to C and suggests he goes to talk to her. Come on, don't be shy!
C is harmless, offers the lady a drink and asks her to sit with them. A and B ask the questions to get the information they want (ie is she single, on her own etc etc) and tease C about being shy and not having a girlfriend. When C goes to the loo A makes his move. B watches out for C and tells him the girl is having a cig, at the bar or whatever, while actually A is 'courting' her outside.
I knew fairly soon after C approacehed me that something was amiss in this group, and was interested to find out what was going on. I was lucky enough to have the Hubs standing not far away but without the knowledge of A, B and C (I lied and told them I was alone).
So when A decided it was time to take his prize outside we passed the Hubs and he followed us. Once A realised I was not alone, he did an incredibly quick disappearing act.
I felt awful for C, it's quite obviously not the first time they've used him in this manner and he thinks they're his friends.
What was funny though, was that A had actually seen me with the Hubs and described him as a six foot odd globetrotter with arms like
![]() No wonder he legged it so fast! May 14 Just A Little CrushDo you remember your first crush? Usually the bain of a teenager's life, sometimes as adults we are caught unawares by certain people in our lives.
I have to admit, men are my weakness. Don't get me wrong, I am very happy with the Hubs, and I would never cheat on him, but a little window shopping never hurt anyone did it?
So the Hubs knows about my latest interest, just as he know about my feelings towards certain friends of ours over the years. He trusts me, and he trusts this other man. What he doesn't understand is what it is that I am attracted to. And to be honest, I'm not entirely sure myself. The other guys I have taken a shine to have all had that 'certain something' that even the Hubs can see (he's very astute is the Hubs) but this one is different.
The thing is, it's important to the Hubs that I like him; over the years there's not many of the Hub's friends that I have actually got on with. So he's happy to see that I can spend time with this one, have a laugh and enjoy his company.
He phoned this morning, and made me laugh. Then a little later, he drove past me and waved, and I had to smile that silly schoolgirl smile. Remember the one?
I think this blog probably connects with what Debs has been saying about feeling like a kid again, just for a few moments.
Don't worry, I'm not going to run off with this guy, but I hope we're all going to be good friends for a long time. And I hope I can stop going red and giggling when I'm around him!
May 13 PoorlyTheo hasn't been well today. I could have strangled him for all the screaming he was doing, seemingly without reason.
He screamed and screamed until he made himself sick, then he carried on screaming.
He didn't want water, milk or a nappy. He didn't want to sleep, sit up or stand up. He didn't want cuddling and he didn't want leaving alone.
Out of desperation I took him to toddler group where he immedietely developed a temperature.
He's teething so this is what we all put it down to, but later on one of the other mums popped her head in the door and very apologetically announced "Sorry! we've got chickenpox!".
So now he is dosed up on paracetamol and sleeping, and we will wait to see if he develops teeth or spots... May 12 Dictionary Definition?Here is the Washington Post's Mensa invitational which asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus (n.): A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication (n.): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation (n.): Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti (n.): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm (n.): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the Person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte (v.): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Osteopornosis (n.): A degenerate disease. 11. Karmageddon (n.): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido (n.): All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler effect (n.): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at two or three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent. 6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. 7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavoured mouthwash. 9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men May 06 RoundupWell. I don't seem to have any time anymore to blog! So yet again, I will have to do a roundup of what's been going on...
The Hubs went to work a couple of hours early today, because he couldn’t cope with the kids any longer. Louis was at nursery all morning and Hannah at school all day! He realises what I have to put up with when Louis starts gibbering, or when he does his ‘I want’. I have to admit that I left him to do this afternoon’s school run while I groomed a friend’s dog and then took my bike down to the bike shop for a cuppa (the cuppa was for me, not the bike…). On Sunday night we went to the Hubs boss’s house for a drink and a meal. The new boss is, well, ‘nice’ isn’t a word I would label him with to be honest, but there’s something about him that I like a lot. We had a chat while the Hubs was otherwise engaged, and I’m very pleased to say that we both think along the same lines. I promise to try to blog a bit more often, and get round your spaces more too. May 05 A Motto To Live By... Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!' May 01 Mad DogsLouis has been doing very well lately at behaving himself at home. He helps with just about everything I ask him to help with, he plays nicely with Theo and is not turning on the tears for his own gain quite as often anymore.
So really, something had to give. Didn't it?
I was in the house, doing whatever it is that I do. Louis was outside, shouting. Then he appeared at my elbow and announced, "Jasper won't come in!". I asked where Jasper was and learnt that he was down the garden. Where he isn't allowed because he thinks it's great fun to jump over the wall and upset the neighbours. I dashed outside to grab him ,only to find an empty garden.
There is a gate at the bottom of te garden so I ran down to open it. If Jasper is nearby he will come back in through the gate instead of returning through next door's garden. Unfortunately it's like a jungle down there, and my cotton trousers and ballerina pumps were no match fro the nett;es, or Jasper's paws.
I hurtled back up the garden, grabbed jeans and trainers and hurtled back down again. I can't cope with another fall out with the neighbours.
After a lot of shouting Jasper returned looking sheepish and I ordered him back into the house.
Back inside I found Louis with the front door open. "Gone." was all he said. I looked around. He was right. The other two dogs had gone. Cue more shouting. Louis is not to open the front door in any circumstances but he had decided to help by putting a dirty nappy in the outside bin. He had forgotten to pick the nappy up but that was the excuse.
Louis and Theo were launched into the car because I know how fast Ben can travel. At Momma's house Jim informed me that the 'write-off' (Ben) had just gone past. As we were talking he trotted back with a huge stick in his mouth. I grabbed him and put him in the car. Just Tag to catch, and I know where she goes.
Problem was, it was time to pick Hannah up from school. So Taggy had to find her own way home, which didn't seem to be a problem as she was sitting on the drive waiting for me when I got back.
So doors are now to be kept locked, and I WILL convince the Hubs to build up that wall! April 30 Herb GardenThe kids have been dabbling in my herb garden. They love to tear off bits of leaves to smell and taste them or just to feel the leaves. My herbs grow in a big, heavy stoneware trough and never need much tending. The chives, mint and thyme just keep on growing and flowering, coming back nice and strong each spring. The basil always needs replacing because I use it too fast and it doesn’t get chance to grow properly. And for some reason my rosemary has died off. I checked everything over the other day, and noticed that the thyme appeared to be growing up the side of the trough. After a bit of gentle digging and moving of stems I found that a colony of ants has moved in and had built the soil up into the corner of the trough. As I pulled the plant away the ants rushed around to protect their pupae. I left them in peace because they don’t harm my plants and probably do me a service by keeping down the small flies that might damage the herbs. The only thing is that Louis is very sensitive to things like ants and flies, and they seem to like the taste of him. But I think that if the ants are left alone there is no reason he should get bitten and at least they aren’t in the house or even all over the yard. I shall have to go to a garden centre soon to get some more herbs to fill up the empty spaces in my trough; it should be brimming with colours, textures and scents. I suppose the children will have to come with me to approve each one… April 29 Teacher TroubleLouis came out of nursery yesterday and immediately asked if he could see Nannan. No, he could not go and see Nannan, as per our agreement that he needs to behave at bedtime before he can visit his favourite people.
So he turned on the tears, hoping it would get him his own way. He tries it everytime I say no, and it has never worked yet. However, he never cries at nursery so his teacher noticed and asked what was the matter. I explained that he wanted to see Nannan, but he wasn't allowed because he hasn't been behaving.
Her answer? "Oh, but he's been so good today!".
If looks could kill, I'd be going down for murder.
I did manage to be polite and tell her that he had been particularly naughty the night before and nothing was going to change my mind. I was so angry, it was not her place to say that, especially not in front of Lou! I know he behaves at nursery, buthe needs to be good at home too.
On a similar note, a friend who has older children in the same school was told by her 10 year old that her teacher had said she must persuade Mum to let her stay up later, as she goes to bed the earliest out of the class (7.30 ish) and she should be going to bed between 8 and 8.30pm.
How is it any business of the school what time their pupils go to bed, unless it is affecting their schoolwork in a negative way?
And Wendy, similar issues with Jesus! April 20 Animal Catch UpWell, it seems that I don't have much choice in whether or not to breed the ferrets this year. I wasn't going to try again with Istnofret as she has never successfully reared a litter, but Louis has just stampeded into the house in a panic, shouting that one of the ferrets is going to die because the other one is chewing it. I knew immediately that this was the mating ritual, and lo and behold, busy ferrets!
Louis is soothed by the fact that I have checked on the ferrets and informed him that they are merely playing.
Although I didn't want to breed her, Istnofret is in really good condition and more than up to the job of having a litter. Maybe this year I can do something to help her actually rear them.
The ponies are doing well, Winston is looking rather rotund, but very healthy. Alf looks a mess but that is because his winter coat is coming off in handfuls but he won't let me groom him. Miserable old man!
Ben, the latest foster dog, is settling in well. He loves to sleep on the settee, laze around in the sun and socialise with the other dogs (Jasper and Taggy, when she's around). I have also just discovered that he loves to play with the hose pipe. I turned it on to hose down the decking, and Ben leapt straight in . He is now wet through and making a horrible noise licking himself dry.
So that just leaves Mehitabel, who is rarely in. She is off catching rats and annoying the neighbours, except at night when she can be found asleep on someones bed. She's not fussy, as long as it's soft and warm, anyone's bed will do! April 18 Not So FastI had a grooming job at Thornberry Sanctuary this morning and decided that today would be the day that I took my first real solo rode on my motorbike. However, I chickened out and took Momma and Jim along for moral support!
The dog I was grooming was a Yorkshire terrier called Buster. I have groomed him before and he has not changed since I last saw him. He is an evil little thing, although this is caused by whatever has happened in his past. Buster has to be muzzled and needs lots of careful handling. I managed to get him sorted; bathed, clipped and then we did a flea treatment on hm; it pays to get it all done in one go!
While I was at the sanctuary I met a little pony, a foal, who is looking for a new home. He is a lovely little thing, a native pony, probably Exmoor although at just a few months old there is a lot of work to do with him, after he is castrated of course! He is just Hannah-sized though...
After I finished there we rode the bikes down to our local bike shop where test rides were taking place. People were taking out very expensive new bikes to see if they wanted to buy one; I don't suppose many really did!
I enjoyed the ride, I need all the experience I can get. Although I did discover that my bargain purchase of new gloves for just £12 was absolute rubbish; I couldn't feel a thing through them and my hands were still freezing. So it's back to borrowing Momma's gloves until I get some better ones.
Tomorrow I should be going out on a ride with the 'Not So Fast' group, owners of 50cc and 125cc bikes and scooters. We can't keep up with the big'uns so a ride out of our own seemd the way to go. If I survive the trip to Leeds and back I'll let you know how it went! April 10 Seeking HomesAnimal charity the RSPCA is seeking homes for 100 St Bernards which were taken from kennels in Northamptonshire. The dogs were removed in December 2008 after they found the owners could "no longer cope" with them, said the RSPCA. Since then the dogs have been cared for in private boarding kennels on behalf of the RSPCA. Now ownership of the St Bernards has been signed over to the RSPCA and and the charity wants to find new owners for each dog in the east of England. The dogs are being rehomed in small groups through various RSPCA animal centres. Priority will be given to potential owners who live nearest to where the dogs are currently being cared for to limit how far they will have to travel to their new homes.
An RSPCA spokeswoman said: "Priority will be given to people living in Bedfordshire, Buckinghamshire, Cambridgeshire, Derbyshire, Leicestershire, Norfolk, Northamptonshire, Oxfordshire and Nottinghamshire. "However, enquiries from other areas will still be taken." The RSPCA added that St Bernards were large dogs and, as these particular animals had lived in kennels all their lives, they were not used to walking on leads and had not been house trained.
They will need experienced homes where there is a reasonably large amount of space and will also need regular grooming. Paul Williams, animal welfare manager in the RSPCA's east region, said: "These dogs will need special care and patience. "They all have good temperaments but their kennel background means that they will need owners with the knowledge and time to help them settle into their new homes. "So far caring for these St Bernards has cost the RSPCA around £100,000 and all donations, however big or small, will be gratefully received." The majority of the dogs range in age from two years to eight years and older. Anyone who wants to rehouse one of the dogs should contact the RSPCA. Meet BenFirstly a quick catch up of our 50's night out last week. We had a great night, a lovely Chinese meal So, onto this week. More accurately, yesterday. i went to Thornberry Sanctuary to have a chat as I hadn’t spoken to the staff since I had Reggie put down. I was immediately offered another dog, but asked to bring Jasper to meet him today. The meeting went well, and now we have a great, ugly four-legged lump in the house. He is about 10 years old with a wobbly back end and a lovely nature. He has already screamed at Jasper because he wanted a toy and tried ‘hugging’ the children. Oops…
Oh, and one last thing. I dyed my hair blue. Now it matches my bike leathers! April 05 Grand National40 horses, 4 and a half miles, 30 jumps, 2 false starts, 17 finishers.
1 winner, and this year, only 1 fatality.
ONLY???
Is this what people expect now? If this race was run by humans and claimed lives year after year, it would be changed. I know that jockeys are injured and sometimes killed during these races but it seems almost acceptable that horses die each year.
This year, Hear The Echo collapsed and died of a massive heart attack, in full view of spectators. Vets were rushing to erect screens around him, but maybe the watching public should see the reality of this race? Butler's Cabin also collapsed, but was revived with oxygen. He has collapsed in similar circumstances after other long distance races but 'there is no reason to believe he will not return next year' to run the Grand National again. Will they just keep running the horse in unsuitable races until one of them does kill him?
I detest any sort of horse racing, and dog racing. Yes, these animals were born to run, but not to be pushed so hard over such distance and such a difficult course. I have seen the aftermath of racing, the animals ruined; old before their time, in pain caused by minute fractures that have never been given chance to heal.
It is time some changes were brought about.
RIP, Hear The Echo.
![]() April 03 ReggieReggie didn't want to get out of bed this morning, even after his pain medication. So I knew it was time.
I haven't had him very long at all, hardly enough time to get to know him. But we managed to give him the love and comfort that he needed, and most importantly, the dignified end that he deserved.
Goodbye Reggie, enjoy the rainbow.
XXX
Meet Molly She's a gray speckled pony who was abandoned by her owners when Katrina hit southern Louisiana, USA . She spent weeks on her own before finally being rescued and taken to a farm where abandoned animals were stockpiled. While there, she was attacked by a pit bull terrier, and almost died. Molly's most recent prosthesis has a smiley face embossed in it.. Wherever Molly goes, she leaves a smiley hoof print behind. April 02 Yay!Woo Hoo!
Passed my CBT (Compulsory Basic Training) today so can now ride my little motorbike with 'L' plates.
Looking forward to my maiden voyage this weekend!
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